Petite Heights Sunday September 30, 2007
art- keith cousineau
story- jennifer gordon
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I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at: http://www.stilettoheights.etsy.com
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Dear George Clooney
I just need to say that I am honestly glad you did not get seriously hurt in your recent motorcycle accident, and I am even more thrilled that this bad case of “road rash” you claim to have is not on your face….or any other “delicate” area.
(cough….if you know what I mean….wink, wink)
I guess I am also sort of happy that your girlfriend, whatever her name is, is ok too.
What is her name? Candy, Bimbi, ….oh it’s neither here nor there, I am just glad that her “broken toe” did not stop her from being buy your side and giving her first “official” interviews while being your girlfriend.
Now, I have had a broken toe, and forgive me if I speak out of step (pun) but I am pretty sure you don’t need a big get up of bandages and crutches….
I mean, I had a broken toe and still managed to be in 5 daily and nightly shows of A Christmas Carol, and yes, I did have to dance too….
So, what am I getting at? What am I insinuating about your precious little Bimbi, well that perhaps….just perhaps, she is all in it for the attention.
“Look at me, look at me, I’m with Old Man Clooney”
“Look at me, look at me, I clearly have some unresolved Daddy issues”
And so on and so forth.
She is awfully young, then again, you’re George Clooney for hell’s sake…The CLOONEY!!!! SO I guess you should be with younger women…
But please note for the record, I do not approve of this one, there is something strange about her, like she clips your hair while you are sleeping and saves it all in a jar, and has some strange scrapbook of your whole relationship, complete with custom made rubber stamps and decorative papers.
Or, I could be wrong.
President of the George Clooney Facts of Life Fan Club
Jennifer Gordon
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You are Bettie Page |
Girl next door with a wild streak You're a famous beauty - with unique look And the people like you are cultish about it |
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This was too good to pass up, and I totally stole it from Banana Head Pancake
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Your Inner Muse is Thalia |
You are most like this playful muse of comedy. Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic. You make people laugh until their sides split. And you're always up for some play time! |
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie |
Bad girl with a heart of gold. You are smart, sexy, and strong willed. You aren't against stealing another girl's man... If he's better off with you! |
Your Celebrity Sisters Are Mary-Kate and Ashley |
Funky, eccentric, and offbeat You're not a good girl or a bad girl, just a weird girl |
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