random survey

ok so it's wednesday so I should be writing to a celeb but I am not feeling like I have anything to say to any celebrities right now, so in lieu of that...it's random survey time.

(which I stole from Tara)

1. Are you taller than your best friend?
I don’t think so.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
ones that do not run out of ink when I am trying to use them

3. Look at your planner for March 8th, what are you doing?
no planner...I have a calendar, why...are you asking me out for March 8th? If you are I should tell you now, I am engaged.

4. What color are your toenails usually?
toe nail color

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
no idea

6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom?
they are Batman curtains....yes, I am a 12 year old boy :)

7. What color are the seats in your vehicle?
in our van they are grey

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
yes, her name was snowhite and I had her when I was very little before the allergies got too bad.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
rent

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
I don't think so

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
monday

13. Can you spell well?
I can spell okay, but I cannot type very well at all....so most spelling mistakes are typos

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
Yes.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
no driving...BAD

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators:
um, I think this is sports, but I will say gators because I like wild beasts

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
2002 or 3

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
No.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?

post it note stuck to my monitor

20. Last person you gave a business card?
I ran out of business cards months ago...at a show

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
landlord, rent

22. Closest framed picture to you?
miniature custom aceos by Gillian Smith

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
last night

25. How many emails do you get in your inbox daily (excluding spam)?
average between 100-200 a day, sometimes a little more or less

26. Last time you received flowers?
my birthday (in august) from my friend Diana

28. Do you play air guitar?
No.

29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
Obviously.

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
milk and sugar or sugar substitute

31. Do you own any Willow Tree figurines?
I don't know what those are but I do like Willow Trees, and Willow from Buffy if that helps

32. What is/was your high school’s mascot?
a Blue Knight (lame, I know)

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
weird aaron (phone), or my bubs I knew him in highschool but he was older than me, or Ben (via email)

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
if I am at a comic convention I use it all the time, but here I do not

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
No

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
beige with a little dust

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
about a friend who is a special effects artist and the movie he is working on. I rarely read the real paper, this was the artsy paper here, and it was a while ago

39. What was the last pageant you attended?
um....none, though I will cop to watching the Miss Universe Pageant and the Miss Teen USA Pageant.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Little Ceasars.

41. Have you ever worn a crown?
do tiaras count?? because yes, yes I have

42. What is the last thing you stapled?
when I made mirror and matchbook packs for my shop before Christmas

43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
no

44. Are you ticklish?
painfully so

45. Last time you saw fireworks?
last 4th of July, I could see them when we were driving home

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
yuck

47. Last person that im’d you, and you actually responded?
I don’t IM.

49. Do you have a black dog?
Is this a racist question....what difference should it make? lol, actually yes Mr Scribble is black

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
not by blood

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
mine

53. Last time you saw a semi truck?
The other day.

54. What is the last song you belted out in the car?
Jackson, by Johnny and June Cash

55. Do you have a little black dress?
yes, a have dresses and they are black, no I do not have a little black dress in the Audrey Hepburn sense of the word.

It's Random Holiday Survey Time

this survey recently made an appearance on Aaron's Blog, and Michelle's, and in lieu of any good ideas today...well, here you go.

Do you send out Christmas Cards? Explain. I will be sending out limited Christmas Cards...I am part lazy and part poor...

When do you start shopping for gifts? all year long I amass things, some people say I am prepared, I call it OCD

Who do you shop for? my bubs, his family, my mom...lots of people get things that I make them.

How are you doing so far with your shopping? almost done.

Do you put up a Christmas tree? If so, is it real or fake? Currently we have two trees and I am hoping for a third, they are all fake, as I have a horrible allergy to evergreen trees, so having one, well....it would put me in the hospital.

Do you like tinsel? nope, looks too trailer trash.

What do you do for Christmas Eve? do presents with my bubs, he has to work on Christmas day so this is our holiday, plus it is "Kissmiss" which is a special holiday for us, it marks the anniversary of us seeing each other again after many many years...and yes there was a kiss.

Do you hang your stocking? yes

Does your family read ‘T’was the Night Before Christmas’? no, then again, I am not a small child and the mean cheese does not have any concept of Christmas nor could she hear us if we read to her....though she does have a great concept for getting presents, so she's happy

What’s your favorite Christmas movie? A Christmas Carol, followed closely by Little Women.

What’s your favorite Christmas song? Oh Holy Night, but only when sung by a male, and he MUST be a tenor....Maraih Carrey....nope, not at all

What’s your favorite Christmas TV special? Charlie Brown Christmas, and the Victoria's Secret Fashion show....they always play it around Christmas.

Eggnog or Cider? yes. Um both. That's like Sophie's Choice and I am not falling for it

What do you have for Christmas dinner? um....potatoes and peas and corn and bread, I guess...or chinese food, whatever

Do you participate in Secret Santa? no

Who gives you the most presents? my bubs.

Do you bake cookies? I eat them.

OH NO....a Survey!

1. What’s your favorite Dr. Seuss book? I don't remember what it was called, but it was about this pair of pants that chased a guy through an apple orchard, you think they are mean, but no....just lonely. This predates that Sisterhood of the Traveling pants thing by like 40 years or more.

2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? I liked that big Victorian House that Webster lived in after he burned down their apartment building, or any of the homes featured on the show America's Castles

3. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleep? almost 4 days, by then end it was hallucination city.

4. What’s your favorite Barry Manilow song? Mandy, all the way

5. Who’s your favorite Muppet? Oscar of course and who doesn't love Cookie Monster, though I like it when he is eating cookies all the time, now he's "A Sometimes Food Monster"

6. What’s the habit you’re proudest of breaking? Cigarettes it's been years and I am still proud, that being said I still miss it though, I won't lie.

7. What’s your favorite Web site? Etsy, specifically my shop http://stilettoheights.etsy.com I would also die without Perez Hilton and Post Secret, as well as the too many blogs I read (you know who you are)

8. What’s your favorite school supply? yes, um all of them except math paper...hated the texture.

9. Who’s your favorite TV attorney? I would say the womanizer from Night Court

10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles? Pittsburgh, but that was ages ago...we don;t need to leave the city that much.

11. What’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or thrift store? for .50 I bought a She Ra Swan still in the box, I sold it on Ebay for $40

12. Where were you on September 11, 2001? contemplating calling in sick from work to go shopping with a friend, also complaining that I did not want to go to play rehearsal that night, I had the today show on, the rest everyone knows.

13. What’s your favorite tree? Weeping Willow (I know, it makes me sound so EMO)

14. What’s the most interesting biography you’ve read? I loved Zelda about F. Scott's wife, it was brilliant and sad.

15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food? Veggie Fried Rice

16. What’s the best costume you’ve ever worn? I was a dead Prom Queen once, that was cool, but my fave costumes are the ones I got to wear when I was in A Christmas Carol, there was one year I wore a deep red cloak....it was stunning.

17. What’s your least favorite word? cancer

18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be? um.....Arizona is nice, but I think I would be more aptly named after a southern state, an Alabama or a Georgia are more fitting to my personality.

19. Who’s your favorite Care Bear? no, no care bears....maybe grouchy bear? But I think that was a smurf or a dwarf.

20. Describe something that’s happened to you for which you have no explanation. stark fear of driving

21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be? northern Africa to Marrakesh.

22. What did you have for lunch yesterday? pasta and a grilled cheese

23. Where do you go for advice? medical advice.....Web MD, mean cheese advice, friends and autism sites on the web, other than that my bubs, and my friends (again, you know who you are)

24. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus? thesaurus, I am a word whore...

25. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving? yes, I saw 1 barracuda and 1 shark and I was out of the water so fast!!!

26. Have you ever been stung by a bee? no, but I am petrified after seeing Maculy Culkin get killed by bees in My Girl

27. What’s the sickest you’ve ever been? 6 days in the hospital in 2001, my lungs shut down, so did the rest of me.

28. What’s your favorite form of exercise? sexy parties, also...bellydancing though I have not done it in years, shopping, stationary bike, and I think I would love ballroom dancing

29. What’s your favorite Cyndi Lauper song? Time after Time

30. What did you do for your 13th birthday? um, no clue

31. Are you afaid of heights? Sure, but FYI survey, it’s spelled “afraid”.

32. Have you ever taken dance lessons? Yes, and I plan on taking more sometime too

33. What’s your favorite newspaper? NY Time, or the Other Paper

34. What’s your favorite Broadway musical? Les Miserables, usually I hate musicals

35. What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken? my voice and diction class, really hard, drill Sargent instructor who made us all cry on a weekly basis.

36. What’s your favorite knock-knock joke? I don't know any

37. What’s your favorite commercial? there is one right now with a mean dad and a cell phone, I guess I will go with that one.

38. If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be? I would prefer not to go to Disney World, but right now I would pick Joaquin Phoenix, as he is my pretend BF, it would be rude to not pick him

39. Do you prefer baths or showers? Showers, baths=butt soup

40. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? what are you implying, my "chewing gum" is none of yours bees wax.

41. What’s your favorite breakfast food? does cake count as breakfast?

42. Who’s your favorite game show host? Joey Fatone, though I don;t watch that show, I am faithful to anything anyone from N'Sync does with their life.

43. If you could have a super power, what would it be? healing

44. Do you like guacamole? yup (you can just call me fatty mcfatfat)

45. Have you ever been in a food fight? no

46. Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. O Holy Night, Silent Night, God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman, Little Drummer Boy (oh snap....I did all holiday songs for you)

47. What’s your favorite infomercial? I loved this one about learning to "breath yourself thin" it came out ages ago and I fell for it, then it gave me an asthma attack.

48. What’s the longest you’ve ever waited in line? I don't wait in line, I find if you just march right to the front most people think you are important ad let you in.

49. What’s on the cover of your address book or day planner? address book, Superman.

50. Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths? hell yes, I am obsessed with myself, what do you think.

Tag-Tastic!!!

So....I have been officially tagged by Amity, AND my friend Aaron made up a tag yesterday, so I will do that one as well....


so here goes the first is, to name 5 random, or odd things about yourself.

1- years ago when I was working at a magazine store in the downtown section of my old city, I had the door open to get a breeze, it was common to do, most of the shops had their doors open....well, low and behold a pigeon flew into the shop, I was there alone and freaked out....eventually I lured the beast out by sprinkling those peanut butter and cheese crackers in a trail to the door, the ordeal lasted about an hour with the birds flailing about and flying into the windows repeatedly. Ever since then I have been scared every time a door is open too long. that a bird might fly in.

2- I song songs from les Miserables at the top of my lungs while I am in the shower, and I sound great....though outside the shower I am petrified of singing in front of other people.

3- I name all animals I see, whether they are outside or in a pet store...anywhere, for example, we walked into a pet store the other day with the mean cheese, we walk up to the bunny bin which houses one bunny, and I say "Good Evening Lizette", or when I take the trash out and see a particularly fat squirrel on the fence and I say "Good morning Gustave"

4- I am scared of big dogs after being "attacked" when I was small, in reality a neighbor dog came into my yard where I was playing and jumped on me and was licking and pulling at me, but to a teeny thing like me, it was awful.

5- I could have grilled cheese with potato chips inside it for every meal, I love it. Though, I do not really like potato chips on their own, just in a grilled cheese.

ok that takes care of that tag, please feel free to tag yourselves if you wish, I do not want to pressure you.

Here is the tag Aaron made up, which is......5 Names you Rather Have other than your own.

1- The Lady Genevieve McCalister (I love this, it's part royalty, part soap opera diva)
2- Chesty McTitterson (this is a good porno name, not that I want to be in porn)
3- Ophelia Feeny (that's just so sweet sounding)
4- Zalook (this would be if I were a Swedish pop singer)
5- Cleopatra Allen (cleo for short)

again tag yourself if you like!!!

Have a great day!

MAD LIB TIME!!

It's Mad lib Time...remember Mad libs everyone??? Well my friend Aaron, does these on his blog and they are spectacular...

all I ask is you play along, and then copy and paste your story in the comments section...to see my story you can read it there.

have fun!!!

Day Of The Week
Time Of Day
Adjective
Past Tense Verb
Noun
Noun
Color
Article Of Clothing
Adjective
Name Of A City
Time
First Name Of A Male Celebrity
Last Name Of A Male Celebrity
A Candy Brand
A Country
Adjective
First Name Of Female Celebrity
Last Name Of Female Celebrity

what?...my name is???

This was too good to pass up, and I totally stole it from Banana Head Pancake


1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)

Smokey Aerostar (ok the aerostar is my bubs' van but I am anti car so his will do)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)

Chocolate Chocolate Chip (well, that seems tough)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Violet Fox

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Anne Manchester

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Gor-Je

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

The Red Chambord

7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)

Andrew Roman

8. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)

Happy Kit Kat (that is brilliant)

9.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )

Marie James

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)

O'Hara Orlando

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)

Autumn Orchid

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)

Banana Jeansy

13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)

muffin Willow (this could work for a porn name or stripper name too)

14. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”),

The Collage Rain Tour


well....wasn't that a brilliant time waster??? I love names, so when I knew I had to try it. Hope you are all having a brilliant Tuesday!!

4 days and counting

Your Inner Muse is Thalia

You are most like this playful muse of comedy. Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic. You make people laugh until their sides split. And you're always up for some play time!

What Muse Are You?

so I am trying to channel my inner muse and get all the inspiration I can while I am working, but...have found myself easily distracted by...

1- trying to find the video of Brit Brit's bomb at the VMA's
2- I watched f-ing Super Nanny...yeah, that's low
3- taking blog quizzes
4- drinking Starbucks
5- celebrity gossip
6- etsy forum lurking

I did mention blog quizzes, right

You Are More Like Angelina Jolie

Bad girl with a heart of gold. You are smart, sexy, and strong willed. You aren't against stealing another girl's man... If he's better off with you!

Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?

like finding out I was an Angelina was odd...duh, of course I am.

And last pointless quiz but not least...

Your Celebrity Sisters Are Mary-Kate and Ashley

Funky, eccentric, and offbeat You're not a good girl or a bad girl, just a weird girl

Who Are Your Celebrity Sisters?

another obvious one, right??? the question is, which Olsen Twin are you? That should be the quiz...

oh now I am off to google that and distract myself some more.

xoxo

And the survey says....

Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?:	no
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:	both
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:	spiders, sickness
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:	yup, but I porefer architect
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:	unless it invloves fashion, a model, or a chef...snore
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:	no
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:	I was fat and had way too much hair, in fact I looked like Suri Cruise
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:	not single
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:	black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:	yes
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:	no
ANY SECRET TALENTS?:	not really, if I can do something I get so excited I tell everyone
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:	Vienna
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:	yes
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:	yes...why does that make me trendy now, or retro
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:	yes, in theory
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:	38513686458
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:	um, no...well ...wait no too much effort
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:	yes
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:	no
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:	unless it's for survival, I say no (I almost said if it is for fashion then it's ok too....I am a mean girl)
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:	I believe so
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:	yes
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:	grass, pollen, ragweed, mold, cats, dogs, strawberries, poppie seeds, the sun, my own teers, dust
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":	a little over one hour ago when bubs left for work.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?:	no
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?:	depends how drunk I am
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:	fried, scrambled, with cheese, omlet style, in french toast, hard boiled, deviled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?:	if they think that dumb=cute, then YES
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?:	what??
WHAT TIME IS IT?:	8:10am
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?:	bubs, bubsie, jenny from the block, stiletto, beauty
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?:	yes...well, mainly the children in the play area and the customer base
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?:	Wednesday
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?:	showers, as a bath = butt soup
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?:	sigh, I think this is meant for a little kid
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:	...yes...
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:	internet, etsy, magazines, bubs
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?:	creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?:	no
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?:	1
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?:	depends on the drugs
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?:	no
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?:	no
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?:	can't tell...they look like a stormy sky
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:	yesterday, watching the Village
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?:	most of it
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?:	the alternate reality version of me who has more money and better health
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?:	a little
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?:	yes
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?:	no
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?:	no
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?:	UM NO!!!! beds and roofs were invented for a reason people
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?:	no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:	no, working as a magicians assistant ruined that for me
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?:	no, I am a mans best friend
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?:	what is this "divorce" you speak of???
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?:	yup
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?:	my mom doesn't know what this "myspace" is
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:	chocolate cream pie
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?:	no
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:	do you mean, do I like, like someone...
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?:	anything with Derek Jeter
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?:	no (tara did you write this quiz) we don;t have an American Eagle at my mall
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?:	right this very second....Flogging Molly
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Things to waste time when it's too hot to think...

You Should Be a Romance Novelist

You see the world as it should be, and this goes double for all matters of the heart. You can find the romance in any situation, and you would make a talented romance story writer... And while you may be a traditional romantic, you're just as likely to be drawn to quirky or dark love stories. As long as it deals with infatuation, heartbreak, and soulmates - you could write it.

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

You Are Catwoman

"Life's a bitch. Now so am I."

What Superheroine Are You?

Your 80s Hunk Is

Jason Bateman

Who's Your 80s Hunk?

Your 1950s Name is:

Wanda Virginia

What's your 1950s Name?

You Are Most Like Eva Longoria

“There's something very sexy about being submissive.”

What Modern Bombshell Are You Most Like?

Because I Know You're bored

here are my results from a bunch of nonsense...you should try them too...thanks to Shelly for having something on her blog about this...

Mingle² - Online Dating

60% GeekMingle² - Free Online Dating

38%

Mingle² - Free Online Dating

ok I know these are all from an online dating site, but I really had no idea that is what it was when I went there...for serious...I just needed to see what my blog was rated and then I went quiz happy...

see you all tomorrow for a real post

Jennology

**I totally stole this idea from Kate

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Italian

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. um...does Starbucks count?

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Fiesta Jalisco

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. sit down restaurant 35-40%, bar....anywhere from 50% to 100%+ depending on how many drinks were comped

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. ice creams

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. cheese

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. peanut butter

Q. What is your favorite flavor gum?
A. big red, one time I obsessively went through an entire "BIG" pack...I got blisters in my mouth from all the cinnamon.




TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. like 3 I think, I never use my cell...wait that's a lie, I use it as a clock

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. over 1000

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
..:Shadowpact, it's a superhero team from DC comics, they have a drunken detective Monkey on the team, they rock!

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2, only one is plugged in

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right

Q. What's your best physical feature?
A. I'm a triple threat, eyes, boobs, and hair... (and modesty)

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. some pieces of my knee...

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. touch

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. no clue

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. my exercise bike, to get it out of the way

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. no

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. yes

Q. Is love for real?
A. yes, but it's rare

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I have always like the name Alice but I would not want my name to be that...I guess I would just like to change my last name...you know if I were lets say....marry my bubs.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Red

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. not that I can recall

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. yes, in a way

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yes, lots of people, lots of doctors, and family members, and my bubs, literally and figuratively.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. yes...depending on the street, but most like yes.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. no

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. yes (sorry loyal readers...but a girls gotta pay the bills.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Absolutely

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. never

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. easy...wait does this include dvds?


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: no pockets, I'm in my little jammies...sexy huh?

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: it's all about the dancing for me at the end, nothing else matters

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand...what am I four?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: NO...(my bubs excluded)

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 1...but I don;t wear them

Q: Where were you born?
A. NH

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: out of debt

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: bubs



LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Steve

Q: Last person you called?
A: Bubs

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Bubs

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 17

Q: Color?
A: red, chartreuse, purple/pink/yellow combined into one

Q: Season?
A: fall



CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: yes

Q: Mood?
A: sleepy (also the name of one of the Seven Dwarves)

Q: Listening to?
A: neighbor's poodle bark...it's what I always am listening to

Q: Watching?
A. the screen

Q: Worrying about?
A: pain



RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: kitchen

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: sleep, cuddle up with

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: in the theater it was Pirates 3, on tv it was Jaws

Q: Do you smile often?
A: yup

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: read some blogs and package up orders from my etsy shop