MAD LIB TIME!!
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posted by stilettoheights @ 7:47 AM
Stiletto Heights
I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at: http://www.stilettoheights.etsy.com
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Stiletto Heights
I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at: http://www.stilettoheights.etsy.com
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Mixed media collage art created by someone who is far more Kate Hepburn than Audrey Hepburn.
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Aren't these great? It's all I ever want to do on my blog these days.
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On a Saturday at morning, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the aleatory singer Britney Spears. He watched, brushed his tape, put book in his hair and put on his favorite pair of purple spandex sweater. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day smelly Toronto to await his date. at noon, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend Marilyn Manson, her chihuahua named Cadbury Flaky and her grandmother from Canada. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her sweet entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Maria Callas was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
I did mismatching famous people's names.
oops.
On a Thursday at evening, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the wonderous singer Britney Spears. He traveled, brushed his shoe, put tractor in his hair and put on his favorite pair of blue spandex socks. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day tropical Boston to await his date. at 7:03, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend Vin Diesel, her chihuahua named Godiva and her grandmother from Ireland. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her fat entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Katherine Heigl was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
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On a wednesday(half off clothes at the Sal Army) at 10:45 AM, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the filander singer Britney Spears. He kissed, brushed his princess, put Balenciaga in his hair and put on his favorite pair of red spandex vintage coat. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day cried Marfa to await his date. at 11:59 PM, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend Johnny Clooney, her chihuahua named Skittles and her grandmother from Spain. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her pretty entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Audrey Garland was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
It seems very irreverant for Shakesy-poo to mentioned along side Un-Fitney.
...and it seems I don't know and adjective from a verb!
On a Friday at afternoon, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the bumpy singer Britney Spears. He sat, brushed his book, put goat in his hair and put on his favorite pair of blue spandex tee shirt. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day beautiful Chicago to await his date. at 3:35, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend Brad Cruise, her chihuahua named Payday and her grandmother from Argentina. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her handcrafted entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Angelina Stewart was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
Well, that was fun. ;)
On a Thursday at noon, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the squamous singer Britney Spears. He ate, brushed his horse, put bed in his hair and put on his favorite pair of yellow spandex pants. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day loose Helsinki to await his date. at 6 am, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend Johnny Depp, her chihuahua named Snickers and her grandmother from Bulgaria. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her icky entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Scarlett Johansson was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
On a Monday at noon, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the bloated singer Britney Spears. He ate, brushed his man, put woman in his hair and put on his favorite pair of red spandex undies. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day expoitable Raleigh to await his date. at midnight, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend Brad Cruise, her chihuahua named dum dums and her grandmother from USA. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her silly entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Ashley Hilton was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
that was fun. but mine's bad:
On a Monday at midnight, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the red singer Britney Spears. He ran, brushed his dog, put cat in his hair and put on his favorite pair of purple spandex shirt. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day fast Boston to await his date. at now, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend George Pitt, her chihuahua named Mars and her grandmother from Italy. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her tight entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Kelly Roberts was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
On a Monday Monday at noonish, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the ginormous singer Britney Spears. He reminisced, brushed his car, put cat in his hair and put on his favorite pair of red spandex skivvies. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day fantabulous Cherokee to await his date. at 2:08 p.m., Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend Joaquin Phoenix, her chihuahua named Necco and her grandmother from Australia. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her wide-eyed entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Audrey Hepburn was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
Brilliant idea, miss Jenn!!
On a Tuesday at 7:18pm, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the sloppy singer Britney Spears. He cried, brushed his crayon, put bottle in his hair and put on his favorite pair of green spandex sock. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day stingy Santa Fe to await his date. at noon, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend Jake Gylenhaal, her chihuahua named whatchimacallit and her grandmother from England. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her dumb entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that Jennifer Lopez was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
ps-thanks so much for watching my YouTube video. I really appreciate it!
ps--I wrote Jennifer Lopez too! haha. And I like that you used Bolero Jacket. very "outside the box"
oh gosh this was so much fun for a hectic evening.
On a tuesday at late evening, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the nerdy singer Britney Spears. He shot, brushed his wine, put whiskey in his hair and put on his favorite pair of red spandex boxers. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day short the one and only nyc baby to await his date. at nine thirty seven pm, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend kevin federline, her chihuahua named reeses and her grandmother from hungary. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her lovely entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that jennifer gordon was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
these are so funny....I am trying to figure out what is finniest, that someone listed me as the female celebrity or that someone listed Margaret Cho...
lol
so funny. i love mad libs :)
On a friday at morning, the famous british playwright William Shakespeare got ready for his date with the silly singer Britney Spears. He screwed, brushed his envelope, put bikini in his hair and put on his favorite pair of yellow spandex skirt. He got into his time machine and zapped himself to present day hot columbus to await his date. at 7:00, Britney Spears arrived. With her, was her new boyfriend ashton kutcher, her chihuahua named hersheys and her grandmother from france. Shakespeare was angry that Britney brought a her lovely entourage with her,so he quickly escaped to the bathroom where he jumped out of the window and back into his time machine. Later that evening, Shakespeare went on Match.com to try his luck with another celebrity. While browsing the site, he discovered that demi moore was single and he promptly got his time machine ready for his next date.
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