Stiletto Heights

I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at: http://www.stilettoheights.etsy.com

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Jennology

**I totally stole this idea from Kate


MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Italian


Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. um...does Starbucks count?

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Fiesta Jalisco

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. sit down restaurant 35-40%, bar....anywhere from 50% to 100%+ depending on how many drinks were comped


Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. ice creams

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. cheese

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. peanut butter


Q. What is your favorite flavor gum?
A. big red, one time I obsessively went through an entire "BIG" pack...I got blisters in my mouth from all the cinnamon.




TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. like 3 I think, I never use my cell...wait that's a lie, I use it as a clock

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. over 1000

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
..:Shadowpact, it's a superhero team from DC comics, they have a drunken detective Monkey on the team, they rock!

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2, only one is plugged in

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right

Q. What's your best physical feature?
A. I'm a triple threat, eyes, boobs, and hair... (and modesty)

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. some pieces of my knee...

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. touch

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. no clue

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. my exercise bike, to get it out of the way


Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. no

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. yes

Q. Is love for real?
A. yes, but it's rare

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I have always like the name Alice but I would not want my name to be that...I guess I would just like to change my last name...you know if I were lets say....marry my bubs.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Red

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. not that I can recall

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. yes, in a way

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yes, lots of people, lots of doctors, and family members, and my bubs, literally and figuratively.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. yes...depending on the street, but most like yes.


Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. no

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. yes (sorry loyal readers...but a girls gotta pay the bills.


Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Absolutely

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. never

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. easy...wait does this include dvds?


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: no pockets, I'm in my little jammies...sexy huh?

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: it's all about the dancing for me at the end, nothing else matters

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand...what am I four?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: NO...(my bubs excluded)

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 1...but I don;t wear them

Q: Where were you born?
A. NH

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: out of debt


Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: bubs



LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Steve


Q: Last person you called?
A: Bubs

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Bubs

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 17

Q: Color?
A: red, chartreuse, purple/pink/yellow combined into one

Q: Season?
A: fall



CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: yes

Q: Mood?
A: sleepy (also the name of one of the Seven Dwarves)

Q: Listening to?
A: neighbor's poodle bark...it's what I always am listening to

Q: Watching?
A. the screen

Q: Worrying about?
A: pain



RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: kitchen

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: sleep, cuddle up with

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: in the theater it was Pirates 3, on tv it was Jaws

Q: Do you smile often?
A: yup

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: read some blogs and package up orders from my etsy shop

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7 Comments:

Blogger jewelstreet said...

Ha! That was great!

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha, ms. triple threat. who wouldn't stop blogging for $50K? When I meet the person who still sits in the shower, my life will be complete.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Craftymoose Crafts said...

I love these! I feel like singing..."Getting to know you"!

10:54 AM  
Blogger alexgirl said...

Awesome!! I'm jealous of people who look good in red. It's too bright for my complexion.
Well, I'm back from my wedding and honeymoon, and you probably know what I got as a wedding present!!! YAY! Thank you! You're so talented, and I am so pleased to own one of your pieces. I posted a pic on my blog. Andy picked a lovely frame for it.
ps-you tip 35-40%, wow. no wonder your broke! but very, very nice.

11:31 AM  
Blogger molly said...

that was funnn to read!
do more surveys like that

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonderful answers! Great post! Thanks for sharing with us!
*HUGS*

6:59 PM  
Blogger shelleycoughlin said...

Ha... I loved the triple threat.

10:29 PM  

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