Moving, Moving Moving

ok due to laziness, the heat, and the fact that I am trying (I really can't stress trying enough) to get a few things done...

I am going to be a lazy blogger and just post some pictures of new things in my shop.

here is an update on the move....yesterday my bubs moved 90% of his comics ane we moved the useless things from inside our closets and under the bed...

trying very hard to get as much "stuff" over to the new house before we get the mean cheese and before the "official" move in next Wednesday.

Tonight we will do a few more loads, books and stuff that is not necessary to be here.

The new place is slowly getting filled with stuff, as we don't really have a game plan as to where most things will go, our goal is just to get it in there, and then figure it out.

the only room with a plan is the studio, which will be one of the last things we move and the first things we set up next week.

We are very eager to get into the house, as the drunken hillbilly neighbor came over to the door last night, crazed and drunk demanding I tell him why we were moving and how "insulted" he is that we are leaving because of him, I was cold but calm towards him as I had already seen his badly bruised wife earlier that day, after closing and locking the door I could hear him trashing his apartment next door, kicking and banging against the walls....

it is no longer safe here.

I promise I will be a good and faithful blogger tomorrow...until then, enjoy the pretty...

♥
jenn

The Neighbor mystery and drama part II

(WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE AND THEMES)

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Hope you all had a wonderful weekend, mine was...well.....it's over with, so that is good.

As I mentioned before bubs, mean cheese, and I went on a big walk on Saturday afternoon....a "forced march" if you will in hopes that it would tire out little cheesy and she would go to sleep early. To our surprise she did not throw fits during the walk...ok that is a lie she through some fits but none so large that we had to turn around, and she managed to walk quite a bit of the time herself....at least 50% of the time...so Keith only had to carry her for half the time (yes we know she should not be carried at all...but it was that or she would lay on the ground and scream).

Though I believe the cheese got back at us for the rest of the weekend...complete with screaming, hitting, screaming, crying, and yes...even more screaming.

sigh...

so yesterday morning my bubs decides to take the cheese to the park so I can take a shower and have a moment to myself without the constant banging at the bathroom door of the little one...As I get out of the shower my bubs is knocking at the door, I quickly throw in a towel and he sort of dramatically bursts into the bathroom.

my bubs - Do not answer the door no matter what happens...mean cheese and I are leaving to do recycling

me- but what happened

my bubs- Mr. Hillbilly and Mrs Hillbilly were fighting

me- so

my bubs- and she chased her out of the house and she ran into the car and locked herself in, she was screaming "stay away from me asshole"

me- oh my god

my bubs- no it's way worse...he was naked

me- ugh....

my bubs- yeah totally naked, I saw his cock.

me- did the mean cheese see???

my bubs- no she was in the van at the time, I told him he had 3 seconds to get back in the house or I would kill him.

me- bubsie you don't want to fight a naked guy....you saw Borat...........(long pause) I can't believe he was naked.

my bubs- I saw his cock (he is repeating himself, I think he is in shock) I saw his flailing cock.

(end scene)

um.................what the hell am I living next too....oh and as I was typing this I heard mr gangsta on the other side of me lock himself out of the apartment he doesn't live in next door....he made some calls to "his lady" and then I believe he proceeded to break into the apartment.

(I need to move, I need to move, I need to move)

wow...I was going to showcase some of my work, but I really hate to show something pretty in a post that uses the words "flailing cock", so please if you would like to see some pretty things you can visit my shop.

more tomorrow...

xoxoxo
jenn

Bad Boys...Bad Boys...Whatcha' Gonna Do

good morning everyone.

How are you all now that Friday is here???

This week has been a strange one for me...I have been abnormally anti social online, so to those wonderful people I usually chat with and e mail with...I am sorry I have been MIA, there has just seemed to be so few hours in the day to get everything I want to done....but as of right now I am "caught up" sort of.

so I am hoping to be more sociable next week.

One thing that has been eating up a bunch of my time is....spying on my neighbors, yes I said dpying on my neighbors.

you see.....there was drama the other night at Chateau Hillbilly next door....

it was a quiet night when all of a sudden I notice a large group of police men outside...what the hell?????

there were 4 of them, 3 cars and 1 paddy wagon....and they were pounding on the neighbors door.

of course my bubs and I were 1 part freaked out, and 1 part really excited, you see I have always wanted to be on the show Cops, as the disturbed neighbor of a white trash couple....and this I felt was my shot, but alas....no tv crew.

DAMN.

anyway my bubs went outside to "take out the trash" and then tp "get something out of the van"

my bubs is so cool, he very casually asked the police "is everything okay?" and there answer was no...they asked what was up with mr hillbilly and my bubs said we had not seen him since about midnight the night before when he was outside...drunk.

the cops talked to mrs Hillbilly and then left....there was no sign of the Mr.

So, this made me get my Nancy Drew on.....I have noticed many odd clues...for a couple days their little girl was not home, and the Mr's vehicle is gone and he was no where....but now I know he is back, I saw him briefly with some other guy as they dashed into a car and then quickly dashed back in the house.

They are never outside anymore (they were always outside) and none of the doors or windows are open, and there are no lights on....even though I can hear them bumping around inside.

see....drama....I ahve a ton of versions of what I think is going on in my head....

crazy huh?

so you see between working etc, I really have been preoccupied, it's how I get when there is a mystery afoot.

any theories? I would love to hear them.

so do you all have wonderful plans this weekend? I plan on eating ice cream and making stuff...but that is what I always do...so I am also hoping that I can go see the new Nancy Drew movie this weekend, though my bubs in adamantly against it...he knows I love all things Nancy Drew....so he might cave in.

I have been making lots of new pieces for my shop, and also hopefully to Bring over to The Frame Station as well as another new place that wants some pieces....oh also, I will be getting more pocket mirrors in my shop this weekend, none of the older designs will be made again but there are a ton of new ones, and lots of "tree" themed ones, as I got a lot of e mails about the tree mirror I had before.

ok, that's enough of my babble...have a good weekend watch for a possible Saturday Night Sale in my shop too.

xoxo
jenn

what's happening?

ok, I am curious, what is happening where you are, right now, right as you read this???

Because you see, this is what is happening where I am...

I was awakened a bit earlier than I would have liked thins morning to the blaring sounds of rap music coming from the apartment next door...when I say loud I mean loud, like louder than my music if I had it on.

I try to ignore it until I can't any longer, I tiptoe out to the kitchen and peak outside to see if the neighbors are having a gathering...funny no cars are here, which means the music is being played by the gentleman caller of the Lady Ghetto...you see he does not live with her (technically) he also does not appear to have a job, he does play loud music all day until his posse show up in a pimped out Cadillac, then they all play a mean game of basketball....not at the park which is a mere 30 feet away, but they play at a child's adjustable basketball hoop....and act all tough, like it's not meant for a little girl who id 4 feet tall.

so, though basketball has not started yet, the music did, at 7:20am

(sigh)

wait...now there is a lot of door slamming....ok now it's done.

ok, sorry I didn't even say good morning.

this week has been so messed up, what with working at the shop and then my bubs had yesterday off, so I took the day off too, now today I have a ton of packaging to do and a luncheon birthday party for a friend of mines mom....she is a darling old Greek lady who speaks in a very thick accent and all broken English...but there is something so endearing about her, she calls me "baby" instead of Jenn and will give me hugs and say things like "baby, you are a beauty, I used to be beautiful like you, only not to big" (I believe she is referring to my height, as I stand at 5'3" and I tower over her).

so that will be my day...old lady birthday party, packaging parcels and perhaps a bit of painting, perhaps....

Oh and I need to call my mom and tell her to expect a package....wait until you all here what I got for her, well really I need to thank the darling Karen Beth for the gist box she put together for my mom, but I will wait on that, as she deserves a post that does not have me bitching about the neighbors in it.

Images today are a few of my recent cards and a new collage on canvas, they are all available in my etsy shop.