The Neighbor mystery and drama part II
(WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE AND THEMES)
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Hope you all had a wonderful weekend, mine was...well.....it's over with, so that is good.
As I mentioned before bubs, mean cheese, and I went on a big walk on Saturday afternoon....a "forced march" if you will in hopes that it would tire out little cheesy and she would go to sleep early. To our surprise she did not throw fits during the walk...ok that is a lie she through some fits but none so large that we had to turn around, and she managed to walk quite a bit of the time herself....at least 50% of the time...so Keith only had to carry her for half the time (yes we know she should not be carried at all...but it was that or she would lay on the ground and scream).
Though I believe the cheese got back at us for the rest of the weekend...complete with screaming, hitting, screaming, crying, and yes...even more screaming.
so yesterday morning my bubs decides to take the cheese to the park so I can take a shower and have a moment to myself without the constant banging at the bathroom door of the little one...As I get out of the shower my bubs is knocking at the door, I quickly throw in a towel and he sort of dramatically bursts into the bathroom.
my bubs - Do not answer the door no matter what happens...mean cheese and I are leaving to do recycling
me- but what happened
my bubs- Mr. Hillbilly and Mrs Hillbilly were fighting
my bubs- and she chased her out of the house and she ran into the car and locked herself in, she was screaming "stay away from me asshole"
me- oh my god
my bubs- no it's way worse...he was naked
my bubs- yeah totally naked, I saw his cock.
me- did the mean cheese see???
my bubs- no she was in the van at the time, I told him he had 3 seconds to get back in the house or I would kill him.
me- bubsie you don't want to fight a naked guy....you saw Borat...........(long pause) I can't believe he was naked.
my bubs- I saw his cock (he is repeating himself, I think he is in shock) I saw his flailing cock.
um.................what the hell am I living next too....oh and as I was typing this I heard mr gangsta on the other side of me lock himself out of the apartment he doesn't live in next door....he made some calls to "his lady" and then I believe he proceeded to break into the apartment.
(I need to move, I need to move, I need to move)
wow...I was going to showcase some of my work, but I really hate to show something pretty in a post that uses the words "flailing cock", so please if you would like to see some pretty things you can visit my shop.