Dear (Insert Name Here)
what in the hell happened to you...no seriously I want to know.
Now, ok, the dumb blond virtual Barbie thing you had going for you was a tired and sad routine, but it worked for you...big boobs and big hair and saying all sorts of dumb things, hello...it's how you became a mega star after all.
(please don't kid yourself and say it was your music)
In fact the big hair and big mouth thing was enough to overshadow your creepy Dad/manager for a while...except for that time in an interview he talked about how awesome you big double d boobs were...seriously that made me ill.
So anyway...the point is how did you go from being America's favorite bimbo to what you are now.
You look like a leather wallet, it's not normal to be brown all over like that, and to top it off darling...you look tired, and more than a little used.
Right now there is this vibe coming from you like you are the crazy girl with no self esteem at a frat party...and you will have sex with all the frat boys there just so they "like you".
Seeing as The entire world is your Frat Party....well I guess that explains the tired and used look to you.
Now, I will say it...you should have stayed with Nick, he loved you even though you were part moron...he saw past that...or maybe he ignored it and focussed on those big boobs your dad talks so much about.