Stiletto Heights

I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at: http://www.stilettoheights.etsy.com

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Dear (Insert Name Here) Week 14



Dear Mr George Clooney

um, hi....how are you? It's been a while I know. I wanted to see how you were, I know I don't avidly stalk you the way I used to, but I did not want you to think I had forgotten about you completely, after all....that would be impossible to do you are George Clooney, friend to Brad and Angelina.

Yes, I am sorry but that is what you have become to me, just the friend to my celeb couple obsession. I remember several years ago when you were my number one obsession.

Hey, remember when I became totally obsessed with becoming your personal assistant? (the idea came to me after sitting through the credits on Oh, Brother Where Art Thou and seeing your assistants name in the credits, I turned to the no go hippie ex husband and said "I could do that").

The rest they say is history. I even half heartedly began to write a movie script, about a sort of down on her luck 20 something who becomes obsessed with the idea, the movie was a drama/comedy where this poor girl fixates on that idea instead of fixating what is wrong in her own life.

Throughout the never finished movie, there would be tears, laughter, and even some growing as a person, you would have made a small cameo in it too...well had I ever finished it, and had it gotten made.

Oh, and you can't forget that the lead character would have worn a sweet George Clooney t-shirt that had an iron on of you Mr. Clooney from the Facts of Life days...and under the dreamy picture of you it would have said "Clooney!" in sweet 1980's bubble letters or some crap.

So you see, I have come a long way....no more stalker girl for me...I bet you can sleep a little easier at night huh?

so...now to the point of the letter, um...can you give me Brad and Angelia's number, or just Angie's cell would be cool, I have a movie script to pitch to them.

xoxoxo
jennifer Gordon

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16 Comments:

Blogger Aaron said...

Oh, how fondly I remember the George Clooney days. That was when I was obsessed with Julianne Moore (although by that time Audrey Tautou was already taking over).

Wasn't the name of the movie "Personal Assistant to George Clooney"? Or was it like, "Looking for Clooney"? "Portrait of a Stalker"? Damn this Alzheimers.

9:39 AM  
Blogger Craftymoose Crafts said...

I love to start my wednesdays here!

9:45 AM  
Blogger Karen Beth said...

Dear George Clooney,

I've never really seen you as attractive before...

Before today...

When Jennifer Gordon, who once wanted to be your PA and would probably still accept the job, posted that uber-hot black and white photo of you on her bloggedy-blog.

I mean, wow.

Maybe it is the black and white aspect of it as, I really DO like black and white photos or maybe you really are just THAT HOT.

But, wow.

I might start stalking you now. Could I have your number?

Thanks,

Karen Beth :)

10:05 AM  
Blogger jewelstreet said...

Dear Charles Nelson O'Reilly-

Sorry to hear about your passing. You died richer than I will though.

Loved you on the match game. That is all.

Aimee

10:07 AM  
Blogger stilettoheights said...

The name of the movie was "Becoming The Personal Assistant of Mr George Clooney"

lol

10:21 AM  
Blogger CountryGirl_CityLife said...

Love George Clooney, hilarious letter. I think the date with drew barrymore guy kinda stole your idea, sue him. I don't think you can't lose weight when you eat ice cream while sick but at least it's yummy and makes a sick life bearable. I am just over 5'8 and have 3 inch heels on in that pic making me close to 6 feet yet I look like I could be a hobbit myself. ok, on to think of a letter.

10:24 AM  
Blogger moogan said...

what eye candy! and remember him on rosseanne.
thanks for starting my day off right

10:25 AM  
Blogger Izabella said...

love this post!!

are you anxious to see Ocean's 13!?
personally I am freaking out, can't wait to see it ;)

love all of your new art...oh so beautiful...it's torture you know, to visit your lovely ebay store..I want it all!!

xo!! Bella

11:11 AM  
Blogger Asian Models Blogger said...

Your letter is hilarious. Too funny!

Thanks for visiting Asian Models Blog.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Beej said...

Dear Linds,

Dude.

WTF? Seriously. You need to start hanging out with Paris again - she'll calm you down.

Sincerely,
Beej

12:13 PM  
Blogger NancyPearlWannabe said...

Dear Jennifer Grey,

You know I still love you, nose job and all. Why? Because Dirty Dancing is the greatest movie of all time, of course. Then I read that article in People about the DD 20 year reunion and I cried all over again because they said you were 47 years old and how can that even be?! Baby doesn't turn 47! She stays at Kellerman's for the rest of her life with Johnny Castle! She hasn't even gone to Mt. Holyoke yet, for Christ's sake!

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that the article brought me joy, especially when you said you kept the pink dress from the last scene of the movie. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Love,
NPW

12:50 PM  
Blogger http://afancifultwist.typepad.com said...

Oh no. I posted the longest comment ever, and didn't realize I didn't put the code in right and it got deleted.

Wah. So sorry!!!

But, I called you my, darrling, lovely, love-muffin lost twin. Even if we are only fraternal twins. Twins none-the-less....xxxooo

4:32 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Mmmmm, gorgeous George :)

I can relate.

8:13 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

I forgot it was Wednesday!

Oh, how excited to discover it is Wednesday!

Favorite line this week:

"Baby doesn't turn 47."

Jenn - How did you know Wednesdays would be the days I most need these letters?

10:02 PM  
Blogger alexgirl said...

you are too funny! I love me some Facts-of-Life George Clooney.
And you would've made a great assistant, but you're a WAY better artist.

10:01 AM  
Blogger m.Lee said...

Random oddity about George Clooney. Did you know that according to the messed up BMI he is obese! HAH! What a fatty!

10:00 PM  

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