Dear (Insert Name Here) - Letters FROM celebrities!!!
(yes, we're changing it up, thanks to inspiration from jody, so....get to thinking, which celebrity are you)
Dear Jennifer Gordon
so, you think just because you saw me on tv and decided to love me again that we're cool...well we're not.
You called me a "manorexic tranny"....and I don;t even know what that is or how it's possible, all I know is that it's mean....you're a mean girl.
I'm skinny...so what, I'm a very busy person so I have little time to eat...I have things to buy, manicures to get, parties to go to...and hello, have you seen my husband...I have to have sex with him almost constantly, plus let's not forget who is going back on tour with the Spice Girls...that would be me...
I have a hard life, and I am just tired....no one understands how hard it is to be "Posh Spice", I mean all of you out there in the real world with your real jobs...you're all just "season salt spice" compared to me.
I'm sorry...where am I going with this....oh I don't know I've had a lot to drink and I have not eaten anything since early 2002...so you can only imagine how the champagne is affecting me.
Though I will say this to you Miss Gordon....with a screen name like "stilettoheights" you sort of won me over....you seem like a girl who knows shoes...so inside it's like we're sisters.
sorry again, the champagne is talking....ow wait my husband is here, I have to go have sex with him now.
your enemy, or best friend...I have not made up my mind