Dear (Insert Name Here)
Dear whoever it is that is in charge of not giving the writer's guild the monies, and who might be willing to pay me cash money for my Hollywood ideas and all the while not sully my good name and artistic integrity.
(ok, that is quite a mouthful, I should have just said "To Whom it May Concern")
Hello sir or madam
I am a flegling writer, chock filled with good ideas for TV show, so fear not advertisers no need to go into repeats with me around.
I will start with a few quick breakdowns of ideas I have for some of your best tv shows.
1- HEROES....ok this one is a given, Mohinder gets a girlfriend, her name is Jennifer Gordon, they are wildly in love and have some great make out scenes. She has a power, it really does not matter what it is, just that they are boyfriend girl friend.
2- The Office- ok, the office gets a new employee, her name is Jennifer Gordon, she has a BF already, we will just call him "bubs" for short, they are adorable, she is sassy and he is funny, they are both damn sexy. No one cares about the "Jim and Pam" thing anymore, no, it's all about Jenn and her bubs, America is riveted.
3- Dancing with the Stars - ok I know this is live and "unscripted" (lol) but let's just say that you need some new hosts because the ones you have are sort of lame, and are not ver good at the whole improve thing, so anyway you get a new Host/judge, her name is Jennfer Gordon, she has the people dance the normal dances, but then there is a round where the dancers dance new routines that she herself has choreographed, these dances are all named after hypo-allergenic dogs, for example she would say things like "tonight dancing the "Yorkie" is Jennie Garth and Derek", or even, "tonight dancing the peek-a-poo, Scary Spice and that hot Russian guy"
4- see how good I am with this list, imagine what I could so if you gave me a few minutes in the "David Letterman" zone.
so in short, here are a couple ideas for you to play with, I give them to you in good faith that you will return the favor by sending me monies, lots and lots of monies.
love
writer/scribe/dancing show host/ mixed media artist
Jennifer Gordon
Labels: dancing with the stars, fan mail, heroes, jennifer gordon, NaBloPoMo, the office
posted by stilettoheights @ 7:56 AM
17 Comments:
Sweet mother of pearl that first guy is hot --- is he on Heroes? I might have to start watching just for him!
he is why I started watching heroes!!!
I love Heroes. I am a Hero. Write me in.
Can I be on Dancing with the Stars? Can my celebrity partner be Leo Dicaprio? Johnny Depp will work if he's not available.
Awesome letter.
You can have that too-pretty boy from heroes while I quietly sneak off with Joaquin.
you are so funny!
I'd watch.
I can't believe you forgot to mention your friend, who is also a writer. Seriously. And to think I'm writing a damn movie role for you!!!
;)
Uh. YEAH... love me some Mohinder. Personally, I've been waiting for the "interpretive dance" category on Dancing... I can be your guest dancer and perform my Dance inspired by Duran Duran videos from the eighties. It's swell...and a little scary.
Holy crap, that was funny! You just might have such a future.
you are geniosity! I am totally guest spotting on the office as your drunk assistant. please.
I am part Indian so I can say this, I don't normally find Indian guys attractive at all. But Mohinder is so freaking hot, except for the fact that his last name is Suresh. That is my grandfather's first name and it is kinda weird having that association.
I love Heroes!
I dread Mondays but always keep it in my mind no matter how difficult the day is.
Oh- I thought the first guy was your bf! I'll say they better settle this now- BJ Novak says they only have 2 more Offices- hope they at least call you- I think you'd be cute with Jim!
You are too funny!
I caught up with Heroes last night on Netflix. Good stuff. Mostly eye candy for women on that show. I will say that the new girl with muscle memory is a cutie. Also, Hiro's princess is adorable. SPOILER ALERT: How about TK from Hiro's journey being AM 2600 years later???
It looks like I gave up becoming a producer too soon. You have some great ideas I could have used...
This writer strike thingy better not wreak havoc on the latest Whedon/Dushku collaboration!
Have you read the faith arc on the season 8 series? Looks like you may be right about Giles and Faith! Mohinder is yummilicious AND I adore his voice!
Dude...Mohinder is so crazy yummy (I seriously have to pretend not to look at the screen because it's making Rich a little squirmy...hubba-hubba)
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