Stiletto Heights

I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at: http://www.stilettoheights.etsy.com

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Dear (Insert Name Here)



Dear Joaquin Phoenix (my movie bubs)

this is really hard for me, you see...how do I say this...

you and I mister, we're over. Yes, it's true I can't go on leading this double life, you see my real life bubs is an amazing man. Today in fact is his birthday and on this I cannot have my heart torn in two.

I have to face reality, though you and I share something intense and almost other worldly, my real life bubs and I share those things too.

Movie bubs, real life bubs, movie bubs, real life bubs...

you see, it's not healthy.

I know you will be fine, after a while. You will get over me, you will have too. Luckily you have a movie coming out so you will have lots of things to distract you, also you have AA meetings to go to, those will be a good distraction for you.

Please don;t go back to drugs and the joy juice, losing me will be a devastating loss, but I think it will not only make you stronger as a person, but as an actor. Maybe next time....you'll win the Oscar too, not just the Golden Globe.

I will always look back on what we had with much fondness.

love
Jennifer Gordon

(now, off to celebrate my real life bubs' birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH, LOVE YOU!!)

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9 Comments:

Blogger Aaron said...

Joaquin will be fine. No need to worry about a man who can effortlessly pull off a Johnny Cash.

Happy bday real world bubs!

8:55 AM  
Blogger Beej said...

Happy real-world bday, mr. bubs.


Also? Could you break up with Amelie Benjamin? I'd like to "comfort" her.

thx

9:22 AM  
Blogger catbishop said...

Ima go after Joaquin now in his time of sorrow...

Happy Birthday to Keith!

10:08 AM  
Blogger Craftymoose Crafts said...

I'd be happy to "console" Joaquin any time!

Happy Birthday to your bubs!

10:36 AM  
Blogger Kellybot said...

Great! Now he's free for me. Next, break up with the dude from Heroes. Yum!

1:17 PM  
Blogger CountryGirl_CityLife said...

I can take Joaquin off your hands for a bit, at least the day, while you attend to RL Bubs.

happy bday jennifer's bub!

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Noelle said...

I would take Joaquin, no doubt in my mind.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Happy Birthday, RL Bubs.

Thought I could have Joaq all to myself now, but look at all the lovely ladies in line ahead of me. Dang.

3:19 PM  
Blogger jodie nicholson said...

Rumour has it the Joaquin was seen sobbing in a bar after this post went public......

7:58 AM  

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