Dear (Insert Name Here)
Dear Joaquin Phoenix (my movie bubs)
this is really hard for me, you see...how do I say this...
you and I mister, we're over. Yes, it's true I can't go on leading this double life, you see my real life bubs is an amazing man. Today in fact is his birthday and on this I cannot have my heart torn in two.
I have to face reality, though you and I share something intense and almost other worldly, my real life bubs and I share those things too.
Movie bubs, real life bubs, movie bubs, real life bubs...
you see, it's not healthy.
I know you will be fine, after a while. You will get over me, you will have too. Luckily you have a movie coming out so you will have lots of things to distract you, also you have AA meetings to go to, those will be a good distraction for you.
Please don;t go back to drugs and the joy juice, losing me will be a devastating loss, but I think it will not only make you stronger as a person, but as an actor. Maybe next time....you'll win the Oscar too, not just the Golden Globe.
I will always look back on what we had with much fondness.
(now, off to celebrate my real life bubs' birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH, LOVE YOU!!)