Stiletto Heights

I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at:

Thursday, December 07, 2006

I figured out what I want to do with my life

ok, so I was thinking, as a person I am completely lazy...I don't want to do anything.

I want to just be able to strut around and make money, I was discussing this with the bf and he said that it sounded like fergie ferg of the Black Eyed Peas...

well, there you go, I can do that, I saw her on the tv and she just stands around and raps (badly) she's not even that hot...she'd doesn't dance...just stands around like a robot woman.

So that is my new goal, being an artist or a writer is hard...I am going to be jenny-jenn curvalicious...whic I know is not a word, but hell, standing around wearing a slutty outfit should not be a job unless you're a hooker...right?

So from now on I will be busy coming up with bad rhymes and practicing the blank look on my face.

ok, in all seriousness...

Today is the second day of my stint on the Etsy Showcase, and it is going ok, not great but pretty good. I have been managing to sell a couple things a day which is wonderful and so helpful right now because we are so so broke, until my master plan of being the next hot white female rap star.

This is my latest piece, it is called Marilyn Monroe Dreamscape and it is available in my etsy store, remember if you are a loyal blog reader or a repeat buyer you will get 20% off, just write it in the message to buyer and wait for an invoice.

ciao darlings


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