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Monday, January 14, 2008

what the hell does this mean???

ok so last night I had a dream that I was totally hanging out with Madonna, yeah it was sort of awesome.

Anyway in the dream she came over to my house after she got home from India, she was super cool/bitchy the way Madonna would totally be, you know the type, everyone has one snotty friend like this (sometimes I am afraid I am that snotty friend to most people). Anyway in the dream I told her I was getting married and showed her my dress...and she was totally not into the whole thing, like I could tell she was not impressed with the dress and then I started feeling bad about myself.

Then she lightened up and started talking about her daughter Lourdes and how she is sort of homely and annoying (hey, these were Madonna's words in my dream, NOT MINE)

so it was fun and we were laughing, then she said she was tired and laid down with her head in my lap and then she said...."have you gained weight"

then I woke up.


so what the hell is this, now the queen of pop thinks I am meaty.

I rode the stationary bike for 7.5 miles when I woke up.

Happy Monday

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Blogger The Dutchess of Kickball said...

She didn't like your dress purely because nothing can top her "Like a Virgin" mtv video awards wedding dress. Don't take it personally.

8:55 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Oh, what the hell does Madonna know? Did you even see her in that one Bond movie? Man, she just sucked all the air outta that one in her five minutes of screen time.

Actually, the whole movie was pretty crap, but that's neither here nor there.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Look at the bright side... bitchy Madonna made you want to ride the bike for 7.5 miles! You're going to slim down to nothin' hott stuff!!!! ;)

9:16 AM  
Blogger CountryGirl_CityLife said...

maybe madonna just knows you need some inspirational personal trainer but can't afford it so she is visiting you in your dreams! Regarding the dress, I am sure if it's not Stella McCartney or some other friend of hers, Madonna is not approving.

9:48 AM  
Blogger SadieAndLeo said...

Okay, so first off, I totally laughed out loud to myself here. So funny, and I don't mean to laugh at your woes, but seriously. Madonna to me is one of those people who have severely lost touch with all of reality so to have her come into your very based in reality world and to tell you these things is just your nagging doubts coming to the surface... er, subconsciously of course. You know what I mean? Feeling insecure isn't based in reality because its irrational, and so is Madonna. There, there's a psychology and logic sandwich for you.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

apparently it motivated you to work out! i need to start having dreams like that!!

1:38 PM  
Blogger EvilKate said...

ok. I wasn't here Friday so I missed the news. Ace told me on Friday night.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Our little Jenn is getting hitched. I'm so happy for you. And seriously if you lose any more weight I am going to get you hooked on mail ordered devil dogs. ;-)

1:45 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

Oh, this dream is so funny. You don't seem to have much on your mind lately, do you? I think she wants to help you find the perfect color lace and tie a big bow on your head instead of a veil, and talk you into wearing some "bangin" fingerless gloves. Keep your sense of humor and you'll be fine.
Susan K.

3:20 PM  
Blogger ~Izabella said...

that is a strange one! did you google your dream?! you can have the words in your dreams analyzed ;)

your dream was much nicer than mine~ I watched "the number 23" last night~

xo!! ~Bella

3:21 PM  
Blogger LoveMeKnot Creations said...

lol you cracked me up!

ahh never been a big fan of madonna.. maybe you can practice kabbalah and get on her good side?

or maybe its a sign that you should walk down the aisle to 'like a virgin'....

5:54 PM  
Blogger gilfling said...

Oh that is hilarious! Clearly lots on your mind and your imagination is working overtime! Did make me laugh out loud though.

6:26 PM  
Blogger jungle dream pagoda said...

What a fabby subconscious you have there. Supposedly,in your dreams you are everyone. So could it have been an inner voice talking to you?
I am so NOT a dream expert,so I like the idea of googling the key words,let us know what it all means.
Get down with your bad self,on the bike ridin'

8:48 PM  
Blogger Chickenbells said...

Wow...that Madonna is truly inspiring...usually I just feel bad when I see her perform because she looks so great...but having her actually notice if you need to bike? Well...either you guys are really closer than we all think...or YOU are really worried about fitting in that dress!

8:59 PM  
Blogger Graceful Babies said...

I personally love madonna (the old stuff) but she has turn into quite a snob in the last few years. And she doesnt let her daughter watch television because she is afraid (in my opinion) that she might see her mama being naughtey. SO dont let her bully you! LOL
Great post! I was cracking up over here (no offense and I am sorry you had a bad dream but imagine how may calories you burned !!!!)
Lots of luck, I will be checking back to this one soon!

8:29 AM  
Blogger said...

I am chuckling!!! Only you love!!! xoxo

12:00 AM  

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