Dear Insert Name Here
Dear Joaquin Phoenix
Hi how how are you?
um...remember last week when I very publicly declared that we we were "over"...remember that? Well, you know I was joking right?
no?
I was temporarily insane you see, it was real life bubs' birthday and I always get a little psycho when presents of any kind are involved, throw in cake and I am done for.
So you see...I was not in my right mind. I am back to normal now and I just wanted you to know we are most certainly NOT broken up.
So there you have it, no excuse to head back to the demon liquor now....you're stuck with me....oops, I mean, lucky you...you have me.
Yours forever (and ever, and ever)
Jennifer Gordon
Labels: crazy, fan mail, joaquin phoenix
posted by stilettoheights @ 8:40 AM
13 Comments:
He is a hunk isn't he? I just watched Parenthood recently and I could swear he's the teenaged boy in that movie. Is he? His last name is Phoenix but he has a different first name in the credits.....
As a fan, I thought you might know.
it's him, before he changed his name.
he was cute even then!
Well I forgive you. I adore him, no matter how much a rut he may get into sometimes.
What was his name before?
Sigh.
You find some terrific photos of that man, but the letter before the last one was the best.
I would ask you to run it again, but then I would not get any work done for the rest of the day.
My 15 year old is in love with him and I will confirm that he is the boy in Parenthood. Thanks, Stiletto!
You're pretty damn funny! I've also kept my stalking in private! I'll have to put it out there. I have a MAJOR thing for Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Yum Yum!
yummy salty goodness!
*Sigh* Im a fan! :)
God, you're amusing.
AND HE IS ON FIRE.
I'm sure he forgives you...and spent a week nail biting...you tease!
He doesn't nothing for me! Give me George Clooney ANY DAY!
Damn, am I into older men? Do I have daddy issues?
I need to call my therapist ASAP.
Oh Jennifer...I just love reading your Dear(insert name here)letters!!! Your blog is soooo entertaining.:):):)
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