Stiletto Heights

I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at:

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Dear Insert Name Here

Dear Joaquin Phoenix

Hi how how are you?

um...remember last week when I very publicly declared that we we were "over"...remember that? Well, you know I was joking right?


I was temporarily insane you see, it was real life bubs' birthday and I always get a little psycho when presents of any kind are involved, throw in cake and I am done for.

So you see...I was not in my right mind. I am back to normal now and I just wanted you to know we are most certainly NOT broken up.

So there you have it, no excuse to head back to the demon liquor're stuck with me....oops, I mean, lucky have me.

Yours forever (and ever, and ever)

Jennifer Gordon

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Blogger fernfiddlehead said...

He is a hunk isn't he? I just watched Parenthood recently and I could swear he's the teenaged boy in that movie. Is he? His last name is Phoenix but he has a different first name in the credits.....

As a fan, I thought you might know.

9:55 AM  
Blogger stilettoheights said...

it's him, before he changed his name.

he was cute even then!

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Marilyn said...

Well I forgive you. I adore him, no matter how much a rut he may get into sometimes.

10:26 AM  
Blogger Sobe said...

What was his name before?

10:38 AM  
Blogger Steph said...


You find some terrific photos of that man, but the letter before the last one was the best.

I would ask you to run it again, but then I would not get any work done for the rest of the day.

10:51 AM  
Blogger fernfiddlehead said...

My 15 year old is in love with him and I will confirm that he is the boy in Parenthood. Thanks, Stiletto!

11:54 AM  
Blogger 'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

You're pretty damn funny! I've also kept my stalking in private! I'll have to put it out there. I have a MAJOR thing for Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Yum Yum!

12:13 PM  
Blogger CountryGirl_CityLife said...

yummy salty goodness!

3:40 PM  
Blogger Aria Images by Melody said...

*Sigh* Im a fan! :)

4:03 PM  
Blogger Emma said...

God, you're amusing.

8:28 PM  
Blogger Chickenbells said...

I'm sure he forgives you...and spent a week nail tease!

10:17 PM  
Blogger Ming the Merciless said...

He doesn't nothing for me! Give me George Clooney ANY DAY!

Damn, am I into older men? Do I have daddy issues?

I need to call my therapist ASAP.

12:11 AM  
Blogger Ingrid said...

Oh Jennifer...I just love reading your Dear(insert name here)letters!!! Your blog is soooo entertaining.:):):)

10:03 AM  

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