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I am Jennifer Gordon- a mixed media collage artist and comic writer living in Columbus OH, with my fiance and love- Keith. I specialize in paintings, ACEOS, journals, art boxes and more. I am always available for commissions! Visit my etsy shop at: http://www.stilettoheights.etsy.com

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Dear (Insert Name Here)



Dear Priscilla Presley

hey girl, what's up?

I saw you on Dancing With the Stars last night and you were amazing, seriously...you can dance, it was beautiful. You are in so many ways a living testament to what it means to be in your 60's...or I guess what it should mean.

Notice I said in some ways....um honey...what's up with your face???

You look like you a part Barbie doll, and part reject from a wax museum. You talked about how you wanted to dance to show the world that you can still do things when you are in your 60's...and blah blah...well how about aging gracefully? Perhaps dare I say...naturally?

Now, you are my mom's age, but sweetie, your face has less lines on it than mine. It's not normal, it's just not.

In fact looking at you made me sort of feel sad and uncomfortable. Now, I am a huge (HUGE) Elvis fan and fan of yours, and yes...even in many ways a fan of your trashy and crazy daughter but this torrid love affair you have going with Botox, well, it has to stop.

Now I know you have had an f-ed up life, Elvis warped your sense of reality by sheltering you for so many years but here's a little tip from me to you. In the "real world" people age, their foreheads get wrinkles and when they feel emotion it shows on their face.

Last night at one point I think you were crying, and it was touching, or I should say it would have been touching had I not been transfixed by the fact that your face did not change.

All this being said, you were still fierce and I did vote for you (well for a few of my votes).

I hope you stay on the show, I hope you stop with the Botox so you can look a little more "life like", and I hope your crazy daughter shows up a lot...all fat, pregnant, miserable, and nuts.

love
Jennifer Gordon

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22 Comments:

Blogger The Dutchess of Kickball said...

OMG I totally agree. I saw a picture of her and her daughter yesterday and I was so confused, I wasn't sure which was which, and at first I thought it was Lisa Marie and HER daughter.

8:59 AM  
Blogger CountryGirl_CityLife said...

I read Elvis and me when I was a young gal, and ever since then became obsessed with Lisa Marie. I SO wanted to be her, I dyed my hair black, the whole nine yards.

10:04 AM  
Blogger ButterflyChicBoutique said...

LMAO I totally agree. She WAS a beautiful woman, now it's like driving by a car wreck, you don't want to look but you can't stop looking, even though it makes you wanna hurl....

12:15 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

She spent too much time married to Michael Jackson, methinks. They even sort of look alike now.

12:40 PM  
Blogger stilettoheights said...

aaron you are thinking of Lisa Marie...not Priscilla

12:45 PM  
Blogger Kitty Grrlz Knits & Spins! said...

too funny! i missed her dance last night, though. (switched over after idol was over and only caught the last two dances)

2:14 PM  
Blogger SadieAndLeo said...

I know! She would be very pretty without all of that, seriously! Ugh.

2:33 PM  
Blogger SadieAndLeo said...

BTW, I am very happy to see Celebrity Letters back!

2:33 PM  
Blogger Chickenbells said...

Yeah...I keep thinking it's Lisa Marie as well...she looks like a puppet...it's kind of creepy.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Michele Maule said...

This is the only thing that made me smile all day!
Thanks :)

9:56 PM  
Blogger Rebekah Beatrice said...

How old would Elvis be if he were still alive?

I don't know why anyone watches that dancing show.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Megan said...

I saw an interview with her this past week, and she said she just takes very good care of herself...eating right and exercising. Oh, and seeing a good dermatologist.

Yeah...right.

1:06 AM  
Blogger Kerry said...

When will women understand that platic surgery has nothing to do with "grace"?
Thanks for the chuckle.

7:06 AM  
Blogger Rosebud Collection said...

Isn't it sad what they do to their faces..I can't believe they don't look in the mirror. What a shallow life and very sad..

7:32 AM  
Blogger Simply Wired Custom Jewelry said...

OMG this is hysterical. I never watch that show, but I was at a friend's house the other night and they're big fans of it. I actually didn't mind it too much, and I think Priscilla did a great job, but she did look a little "unnatural."

9:44 AM  
Blogger tatsuko said...

Yikes, I agree. I'm embarrassed for her, such a lovely and intelligent woman!

I think it's kind of like getting used to wearing lots of makeup, and you think you look good so a little more won't hurt; and then it gets out of control and your perception goes wonky and you look like a clown but that's become your "normal"... She must be a good poker player. (sorry, couldn't resist!)

10:11 AM  
Blogger blueboygifts said...

she was a little odd on DWTS. She was trying to be emotional, and her voice sounded emotional but her face didnt move. It ws just strange.
so amen sister!

10:35 AM  
Blogger Craftymoose Crafts said...

Ah, the high price of fame.

I missed the show, but saw Priscilla recently on another show and it really saddens me to think that she actually thinks she looks good. She can hardly move her mouth! Any men, find that attractive?

11:13 AM  
Blogger Kims Art said...

I just loved reading this post. Oh,so true!

7:01 AM  
Blogger DM Speaks said...

This is too funny! You know my daughter and I were saying the same thing about her face. I kept saying, "It reminds me of the Joker from Batman." She was such a beautiful woman and it's a shame that she feels she cannot age naturally. And from what I understand she has a beautiful personality, too.

8:29 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

This is such a funny and true post. I am also a Presley fan. I saw Elvis three times, once front row. I can just see him now, (wherever he is) wiping peanut butter and mayo off of his face, saying "Prissy, what in the heck is wrong with you?" Love it!

11:25 PM  
OpenID soozadoo said...

She should go on Bold and the Beautiful with the actor that plays Taylor, with the huuuuge lips. She's looking waaay more 'bold' than 'beautiful' with her scary wax face.

4:16 AM  

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